Dear Diary,
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. I am not love. I am not patient. This half a pound a day loss after riding the bike for 25 miles in 90 minutes is gonna piss me off. Huh? Shut up! I know it adds up to 3.5 lbs a week. I can do the math you idiot, which brings me to my next point. I am not kind. No need to expound on that. I am envious. I hate seeing people do better than me. Though I want a six pack of my own, I'm envious of anyone that has one. Huh? Yeah, that does actually include six packs of beer. I am boastful. You better believe it. If I lost a pound or two I'd be talking major crap. And yeah, I'd be proud of that so go love yourself. A**hole.
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