Dear Diary,
I have high cholesterol. F*** you very much. Huh? Well, no. You're really not at fault here. It could be my parents. It could be the tacos. One thing we know for sure is that its definitely not me. Uh, no. The doctor didn't say that. OK. FINE. I'll take the blame on this one. A**. I'd like to think that this is not as bad as it could be had I not started losing weight a while back. And though I've regained some I'm still better than what I was. With all that said, I need to get back on the grind. Time to step up the exercise and to eat much better. I'm just glad I went into Popeye's Chicken Last night before I got this news. Bye bye fried foods and that other s**t thats trying to kill me. Huh? Yeah I know you'd like to kill me to a**hole. Get in line.
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