Dear Diary,
I know I said I didn't want to keep talking about zombies and what I am now convinced might maybe be the start of the zombie apocalypse, but this crap won't go away. Yesterday there was a story about some idiot that ate his roommates brain and heart. And I'm not talking about his roommate had some in the fridge and this a**hole had his way with it. I mean this guy dismembered his roommate and went to town. Who does that s**t? I mean you might eat their pizza. Maybe their red velvet cake if you're bring brave or you're drunk. But their heart? Thats just too much. Are those body parts low in fat? Is this some sort of new fad diet? Huh? Nope. I don't think this is Paleo. Even if they are and it is, I'm just gonna stick to what I've been doing. I had been hitting up Subway for lunch a lot lately. Their smokehouse BBQ chicken sandwich was the business. I was even eating it for breakfast. I say was because I just found out they took it of the menu. Come to find out those heartless a**holes weren't joking when they said it was for a limited time only. It was so popular it sold out in a lot of locations. If I walked into one with out it, I walked right out empty handed. How could they get rid of their greatest creation ever. Have those heartless bastards lost their minds? Huh? No I don't know who there roommate was. Why? Oh...
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