June 30, 2014, 237.4 lbs

Dear Diary,
Remember how we got started? I decided to challenge myself to eat better. I cut out red meat and some other crap for a month. I wasn't even exercising and I had a wonderful outcome. I lost weight quickly and you came about. Well, one out of two isn't bad. I've been stuck with the weight I didn't lose and your punk a** ever since. I've tried to forget about you many times since b***h. Since things went so swimmingly the first time out I tried to do it again in June. Get rid of weight, and you - twas a noble cause. No red meat for the month and to make it even tougher, I had Meatless Monday's. It was tough the first day, but I got by. Hell, I even started to like Meatless Monday's so well that I expanded it to extra meals when I could. Could I be a vegetarian? Hahaha. Forget about it! Needless to say, it didn't workout as well weight wise; even though I worked out. I put some miles on the books this month before I had to shut it down because of a chronic hamstring injury. Huh? No my leg wasn't smoking again. And what are you talking about again a**? Oh yeah, the time when someone set my leg hair on fire in gym class. How the f*** do you remember tha..? F*** you and f*** him for that. The only good thing about that is that I weighed less. Unfortunately, what I weighed wouldn't have allowed me to give him the a** kicking that he deserved. I can't stand bullies. Now stop talking about that s**t, before I take your lunch money and stuff you back into the locker. Uh...I guess it could be a meat locker...I wasn't using it anyway...um...I know I began this by asking if you remember how we got started, but now I have another question for you. Remember how I was gonna end this? You and your f***ing interruptions... Forget about it.