Thursday, June 5, 2014

June 5, 2014, 238.8lbs

Dear Diary,
Its been three full days with no beef and limited chicken. Huh? No ass. I don't want beef with you and I'm no chicken. Its not like this is easy. I am a f***ing carnivore. I eat meat with lunch and dinner and sometimes for dessert. This s**t is real. Know what else is real? My disdain for you. Its almost as strong as my desire to reunite with a real sandwich. But just like I can deal with that seething contempt that I have for you I can deal with a f***ing veggie burrito. As long as I'm getting positive results I'm pretty sure I can make it stick. A few days in and the scale has turned in the right direction. Its not like that b***h had any choice. I've ran 6 miles since Tuesday and been eating this rabbit food. I dare a muthaf***a to tell me I'm not skinny. Huh? Yeah I asked for that. Fine. Not yet.

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