Dear diary,
It's crazy that a pain in neck could slow me down on my road to recovery. Huh? No not you. Though you certainly haven't been much help. Plus, you a pain in the a**. A literal pain in the neck got me yesterday. A day that stared it right. Protein shake and banana in the morning. Turkey burger and vegetables for lunch. Followed by a small beef short rib sandwich and animal crackers for dinner. Not too many calories and I was gonna burn off even more when I rode my bike. Problem was I never made it to the bike. F*** ing pain in the neck shut me down as soon as I got home. I was even hurting too much to go get my pain pill. I just laid my punk a** down and went to sleep.
PS. I just remembered I had a candy bar. Huh? F*** you. That's beside the point!
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