Its Saturday morning, but that didn't stop me from getting up and getting it in. Huh? What does TLO have to do with this? Oh...I was trying to yell at you, but that was really not a stretch of the imagination to think that I would say that, so I'll give you a pass. What I got in was a morning walk-a-jog-magig. Not really sure what to call it. I'm just doing it. Huh? Why would I have to pay Nike for anything other than shoes? Oh...I wasn't trying to make a Nike pun there, but seeing as how I own about a hundred pairs I could see how you might think that was the case. Another pass for you. Well, anyway I went out for the 5th day in a row and though my time was a little slower than the last couple of days, my distance was longer. And dammit, I feel good... Um...Nothing? The one muthaf***in time I WAS making a pun and you don't notice? That doesn't feel good. A**hole.
Saturday, January 18, 2014
January 18, 2014, 238.8 lbs
Dear Diary,
Its Saturday morning, but that didn't stop me from getting up and getting it in. Huh? What does TLO have to do with this? Oh...I was trying to yell at you, but that was really not a stretch of the imagination to think that I would say that, so I'll give you a pass. What I got in was a morning walk-a-jog-magig. Not really sure what to call it. I'm just doing it. Huh? Why would I have to pay Nike for anything other than shoes? Oh...I wasn't trying to make a Nike pun there, but seeing as how I own about a hundred pairs I could see how you might think that was the case. Another pass for you. Well, anyway I went out for the 5th day in a row and though my time was a little slower than the last couple of days, my distance was longer. And dammit, I feel good... Um...Nothing? The one muthaf***in time I WAS making a pun and you don't notice? That doesn't feel good. A**hole.
Its Saturday morning, but that didn't stop me from getting up and getting it in. Huh? What does TLO have to do with this? Oh...I was trying to yell at you, but that was really not a stretch of the imagination to think that I would say that, so I'll give you a pass. What I got in was a morning walk-a-jog-magig. Not really sure what to call it. I'm just doing it. Huh? Why would I have to pay Nike for anything other than shoes? Oh...I wasn't trying to make a Nike pun there, but seeing as how I own about a hundred pairs I could see how you might think that was the case. Another pass for you. Well, anyway I went out for the 5th day in a row and though my time was a little slower than the last couple of days, my distance was longer. And dammit, I feel good... Um...Nothing? The one muthaf***in time I WAS making a pun and you don't notice? That doesn't feel good. A**hole.
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