Dear Diary,
Let me start out by saying that baby steps are cute. Huh? You agree? That's great, but I didn't ask you. Plus they're only cute when an actual baby is taking them. I don't find that s**t cute when it comes to making progress on the weight loss front. But hey, I'm making progress. Huh? No, well ok yeah. Kinda like a baby. F*** I hate you and this baby talk. Now stop interrupting. I didn't get the workout in that I wanted last night but I got in some push ups and planks after I got home late. Huh? No a**hole not that kinda planking, but to tell the truth I was laid out on the floor sleep. No it wasn't in the fetal position! You keep this baby s**t up and I'm gonna take baby steps all over your neck then stick my well knitted baby blue bootie up your a**! Now goo-goo, ga-get the f*** out of my face!
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