Dear Diary,
I wonder if it was a Fuji apple in that whole Garden of Eden fiasco. I might have made the same mistake. Those muthaf***in apples are good. I'm just saying. Huh? Well yeah, I'd have preferred to walk around naked all day. Hell, I still would, but that might be awkward in work meetings, plus I'm in no condition to do so. Huh? Yeah I understand that if I ate more apples than cookies and cakes things might be different. And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. Huh? Don't tell me that. For heaven's sake, you're such an a**.
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