Huh? No I'm not talking to myself. But yeah I guess I could be. I said that I would be making an effort to do something daily and I did. Huh? I did more than make an effort. I actually knocked out some sit ups. The problem is that I did them while watching a movie that had subtitles. Then I fell asleep on the floor. Huh? Ok. I'll take that. Douchebags do watch foreign movies with subtitles. Subtitled movies don't do much to help your workout. You have to constantly stare at the screen and can't concentrate on the sit up. Huh? Oh. I guess I could have rode the bike. F***. Where we're all of your bright ideas last night? Huh? You have another job?!? And why do your pages smell like vinegar? I knew it. You are a f***ing douchebag. I didn't know it was literal though. Wow.
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