Dear Diary,
I realize that I've been going about the weight loss thing very casually. It's time to get serious. So here we go. Yesterday my caloric intake was greater than my calories burned. I believe that my meal choices yesterday were chosen wisely, with the intention of limiting calories and providing the energy needed for a brisk evening workout. Though I engaged in an allegedly light dessert prepared by my mother-in-law, I had planned to work out vigorously upon my return home. Excuse me? Please hold all questions until the end, at which time we will have a question-and-answer session. Thank you. As I was attempting to note, those attempts were thwarted by my attempts to soothe a crying child. As said child entered a state of sleep, I did as well. As a result of my actions heretofore, my weight, as judged by the scale, which is located in my home, increased. Forthwith, any attempts to locate a certain confection which was previously obsessed over will be summarily suspended until, and unless, I deem otherwise. That is all. Questions? The chair recognizes the Diary.... Yes. That means that I will consume a donut if I choose. Yes. My understanding of the situation would reveal that that is less than an optimal choice. Yes, I will have to increase my workout intensity and frequency. No more questions. Please ram your innards without love for noticing. Anal orifice.
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