Dear Diary,
So uh...yeah. I've been away for a couple of weeks. I've been busy. And yes, that includes being too busy for your dumb a**, but I wasn't too busy to work out. I got in some runs even though I was sick. Truth be told, its probably the early morning runs that were making me sick. Huh? Not like how I was sick of running. I actually like it now. Hey, that was a good question. Uh... You know that threw me off my game. I mean who expects you to make sense? But you know what didn't throw me off my game and helped me make a few cents? Vegas b***h! I was there for close to a week and maintained my weight while enjoying some damn good food and doing a little gambling. I saw the Michael Jackson One show and huh? No a**, that has nothing to do with weight loss. You wanna be starting something? Cause the way you making me feel I wanna scream. Look I don't care if you're written in black or white, I'm gonna kick your a** until its read all over. No a**hole, its not a typo. Now beat it. B***h.
PS. Why does your breath smell like Jesus Juice and Jheri curl? Don't ask me how I know what those scents are!
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