Friday, February 7, 2014

February 7, 2014, 237.0 lbs

Dear Diary,
Slept in this morning. Feeling a little bit under the weather. Huh? Well yeah, I guess we are always under the weather if we're on the ground but you're an a**. It's a f***ing colloquialism. I'm gonna put you under the ground. Oh my goodness! You're a f***ing idiot. That is not where the Underground Railroad is. It wasn't a f***ing subway. It was a network and not a social network like Facebook. And before you try to act like like you brought it up because of Black History Month, let's have the traffic light show red, cause you need to stop. Get it? Garrett Morgan invented the traffic light. No, no, no! Garrett Morris starred in Martin. Huh? I have run out of insults worthy of you. No. Martin was not about Martin Luther King. He was a great man that had a dream. You are an a**hole that has a nightmare. I am that nightmare. Please sleep in so I can terrorize you longer. You make me sick. Huh? Yes, that brings us full circle. Jerk. 

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