Dear Diary,
Somethings just have to be that way, huh? Hang out with your family, gain weight. It's not like I didn't expect it or do my part to contribute. Plus, I know that my body wanted to get some liquid back to hold on to. And silly me. I gave it. Lemonade. Iced tea. Tacos. Cake. Huh? Yes, I know that tacos and cake aren't liquid. Know what else I know d**khead? I will f***ing end you. Speaking of the end, I hadn't even reached the end of my list. That didn't even include the turkey burger and strawberry cheesecake ice cream from the earlier picnic. That ice cream can be credited with adding many pounds to my frame by virtue of late night eating sessions. I was thinking I'd be safe eating it in the light of day. Damn Diary. You don't have to yell. Yes, I was spectaularly wrong. Oh f***ing well. It wasn't that I figured that I earned it. I was just having a good time. Just like I've done for the last 5 months. And like I'll be doing for the next 5. I just didn't get a chance to work out because I was so tired. Oh well. I'll try again today. Damn. I've got another picnic and family party to go to again. Nobody said his would be easy. Damn it Diary! You didn't! Stop lying a**hole!
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