Dear Diary,
Guess what!?! Nope. I'm not quite done with you yet a**hole. I don't have time to do this with you, so I'll just tell you. There are only 29 short days til my birthday. I'd adjusted my goals a while back to reach 35 lbs lost by time I turned 35. That was after thinking I was gonna lose 10 lbs a month. That was way back then. I lost like 13 lbs in the first month I think. I figured it would always work like that. Little did I know that there would be ups and downs along the way. But who gives a f***? I don't and I'm pretty sure you don't either. Oh. Thanks for the confirmation. All I care about now is where I go from here and not returning to that place whence I came. But now I'm so close to 35 with a month to go I think I need to push that goal to 40. The only issue is that this month looks like it's gonna be pretty tough with all of the picnics and gatherings that are filling my calendar. No! How many f***ing times do I have to tell you that you're not invited? People don't like you. I hear it all the time. You have to really work on your language and your presentation. I'm working on my presentation and it's just ok so far. I'll be presenting myself on the beaches in Hawaii short order and I want to look presentable. In order to avoid the pitfalls of August and step up my presentation I'm going to increase the H.A.M. time to try and add in Ab Ripper X from P90X. If I can't walk come Wednesday, you know that I went too damn H.A.M. and I'll go turkey from here on out. I bet you're just gobbling this up. Sorry. Had to do it. Wow!?! How rude. I like it.
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