Dear Diary,
Ok, ok, ok. I was warned. I was warned a couple of times to put down that donut. I did it anyway. It's not like I have taken an oath of purity. I eat desserts all the time. That's the beauty of this thing. I haven't given up everything. Just the really bad stuff that I used to ingest in great amounts. With that said, I shouldn't have eaten the donut, but I did. So in looking back at what had worked and what hadn't in the last few days, I decided to do some push ups and pull ups and watch football. There was much more watching than doing as I also got some things done around the house, but it fit in nicely with other days I had lost weight. Just didn't work for me last night. On the plus side, there's lots of clean and folded clothes for my children and I have a new friend in Game Rewind on NFL.com. It's way cheaper than Sunday ticket, and since I'll rarely be able to watch games on Sunday, as I'd like to, this is the thing for me. Only problem is you can only watch it on the computer. So guess who has two thumbs and is gonna put his Mac Mini in the garage so he can watch football games while riding his bike... Huh? Why the f*** would you guess Marc Anthony. For the last time, I had nothing to do with J. Lo leaving him. I f***ing hate you.
PS. But I do think it's my turn to marry her. Tell TLO not to worry. I'll be back in a year with a s**tload of money. And she said love don't cost a thing...
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