Tuesday, October 4, 2011

October 4, Day 211, 225.0 lbs, 32.5% bf

Dear Diary,
I put down 350 push ups and about 120 sit ups last night while watching a Monday Night Football game that helped my fantasy team wrap up a last minute comeback win. Huh? Yeah. You don't have one? No it does not make me a nerd. What makes me a nerd is talking to an a**hole like you. If it didn't violate my code I'd kill you like my arms are killing me. That reminds me. I rode 20 miles last night while watching Dexter and his dark passenger. Hmmm. Could you be considered my dark passenger? Huh? How are you gonna answer a question with a question? Well no, TLO is not riding with me. Why do you ask? Oh. Well she is dark and... don't interrupt me. Plus, you don't spell beautiful with two O's and a Y. Oh, yeah. I get your point... Nice.

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