Dear Diary,
Wow. I've taken this long to talk to you only because I kinda hate you right now. Its been a long day since I hopped on the scale to reveal that bulls**t a** weight it gave me. Look, I said that I knew my body would snap back, but 4 lbs. is pretty much inconceivable. Actually its more like impossible. I didn't consume anywhere near the calories needed to do something like that. My only guess is that its water. Enough water to drown you in if this s**t is still here tomorrow.
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