Dear Diary,
Yay. Huh? Yeah thats it. Celebration over. I'm sure the body will try to snatch that weight back, but I'll be working my plan. The plan last night was to replace dinner with a protein shake and keep doing what I've been doing. Did 25 miles on the bike while catching up with the boys from Entourage. Also did some push ups and countless sit ups. Huh? Oh you caught that? Nope I didn't keep count of how many I did. It was late. The important thing was that I did them a**. Now get off my back before I... well before I... I've got nothing. You have a wonderful day ok?
PS. I've got it. Before I shoot you with my magic bullet. Ok, yeah its a blender. I understand I can't shoot you with it. But I can shred you to pieces and put you in my next protein shake creation. Don't f*** with me. Thats what I thought. P***y.
PSS. I retract the whole wonderful day s**t I said earlier.
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