Dear Diary,
I'm loving summer so far. Gotta say I love my boss too. Because he made a change in my territory I'm able to get home to my kids and TLO sooner. I got to put together a little bike seat for the baby and take him out for a ride at the end of the day. He only lasted for a mile or so, but I know he enjoyed it before he fell out. No. Not out of the bike you dumb f***. He fell asleep. You just don't get it. Well, ok. I see how you could have come to believe that I meant it the other way, but you're still stupid. Maybe I am too. I ended up doing 4 miles on the real bike and another 20 on the exercise bike. The stupid part comes in with me buying this big a** cheesecake for TLO. I tried to buy the smaller one, but they didn't have it in stock. They gave me a discount on half of the larger one. That's when the part of me that's always looking for a deal kicked in. I said hell yeah. I got that home and shared a slice with TLO, then stared at 5 more big a** slices in the box. I'd say I don't know what I was thinking but I did. I'm gonna eat that f***ing cheesecake. Huh? What kind? Red velvet cheesecake. Don't interrupt me again or I'll bust you upside the head until the white paper shows. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Eating that sweet f***ing cheesecake. And I'm gonna work my a** off to do it. That time that I used to spend stuck on the freeway is going to be put to good use. Me, momma, Monica, Mike, and Myles are gonna ride out. It'll be great. Plus, I'm not scared of no muthaf***in dessert! I'll pull out my fork and this whole damn room will get dark. Kick it!
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