Dear Scale,
I don't have to tell you what you told me this morning. Needless to say I was surprised. F*** no, it wasn't pleasant! Huh? Easy come, easy go? You know what. Where the f*** is my screw driver? I know you have it because you just screwed me. Jealousy doesn't look good on you. You don't have to react like this just because I hung out last night and you couldn't come. Yeah I had some fun. Hung with some friends and had a steak, some chicken and couple of beers. What did you have for dinner? Oh. Well foot residue is.... HAHAHAHA! Thats what the f*** you get! Lets be clear. No one likes you. Especially me this morning. Today is starting out to be a really bad day too. But the reality is that I'm breathing and I have money in my bank account so I'm straight. F*** no its not enough, but there is enough there to buy another scale, so get your s**t together before I rip you apart. F***in douchebag.
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