Dear Diary,
Water is a conundrum. Its good for you and helps with weight loss but if you have too much it will f*** you over. I've tried to watch it, but it keeps getting me. I'm pretty sure yesterday's gain was all water. I made the mistake of eating pho for dinner. It's pretty deceiving. You think it's all light, then bam! It's sitting in the bottom of your stomach like a f***in brick. The noodles suck up all that liquid. Kinda like you. You blow.
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