So it appears that I had an epiphany yesterday. I was chopping it up with the scale... Huh? Naw. I only wish I had actually chopped the scale up, but no. I am considering it though, and its only because I let it get to me yesterday. I let him ruin my morning when he gave me my weight. I mean come on, going up 3+ lbs in a single night, you'd have been pissed too. Did I know the human head weighs 8 lbs? What the f*** is wrong with you? I'm trying to tell you about my epiphany yesterday and you're being dumb. Plus I've seen people with pretty big heads. Theres no way that all of them can be 8 lbs. I can't believe I let you drag me into this bulls**t. Its not like I'm incapable of small talk, but I really wanted to show you what I learned. No! I will not show you the money! You're starting to piss me off, but don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT! That kinda brings me to my epiphany, and before you ask I'm not talking about T-Pain's album. Dammit, shut the f*** up! Yes I'm still gonna flip out, but I'm not gonna let s**t ruin my day. There are things much worse than gaining weight after a nice dinner with friends. At least I got to eat dinner. And yes, a**hole, I have friends. You're just not one of them. Maybe that was a little rough. I love you. You... you complete me.
PS. Thats not true and you know it.
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