Dear Diary,
You muthaf***as are tripping. I said go f*** yourselves. Not me. I know I said felt some pride, but damn. Pride comes before a fall, not an increase a**holes. I was cool yesterday. Didn't go crazy on the food. TLO said I was grazing. I called it exercising my metabolism. I even exercised some self restraint after tasting the best cheesecake ever. Didn't even get another piece. Then I exercised in the garage even though TLO had beat me there and turned on the Lifetime Channel. So many women scorned. Well the women aren't the only ones scorned this morning. You dips**ts have pissed me off. I'm pretty sure its not the last time either. You've got me cursing you out on a Sunday. This is your fault. Now I'm gonna pray and meditate about greater things. I suggest you figure out a way to make this right, cause unlike The Big Guy, I don't forget or forgive.
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