Dear Diary,
I've heard it said that "slow, but steady wins the race." Which f***in a**hole said that? It seems like something your dumb a** would say. Have you ever heard of a f***ing sprint? Slow doesn't work so well. After working out in the morning, bike and weights as usual, we did the family races. Clean out your f***in ears. I said races, not racists. We love all people. Being clear, I said people. And you are not people. TLO suggested that she and I start out with a longer distance because she knew it was the way to beat me. And damn, she was right. First time I ever lost to her. I quit at the end. No more will in me. But I got her by a belly in the shorter race. I guess the gut is good for something. Being clear, I still want it gone. All in all it was a great day, well except for that part when I almost died. I should state for the record the losing weight does not mean that you are getting in shape. I made that pretty obvious as I laid on the floor, hoping I didn't black out. If the feeling isn't clear to you I can make it so. Just give me a reason. You feeling froggy Diary? Then jump so I can cut your f***ing legs off.
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