Dear Scale,
F*** you. Maybe you didn't get the message or maybe you don't respond well to intimidation. Can't figure you out. Kinda like you can't figure out peoples weight. I guess we're both failures and idiots. But we can fix this easily and theres no better time to do so. Not sure if you know, but I have a goal to meet in the next 5 days. On top of that, a holiday weakend is coming up. Huh? You've got spell check? Well f*** me. I really thought you were stupid. I mean you don't do much and you're rather inconsistent. Oh no. You can't turn my words back on me. I've been anything but lazy and I've worked out consistently for a couple months now. So now what a**hole? Like I was saying, I've got a goal to reach in the next 5 days. Five pounds. Five million ways to die if you fail me. You should see what I did to that iPhone last night. And I liked it. Just imagine how I'd enjoy ripping you apart. If we don't work together to hit my number, you won't need to imagine. That is all.
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