Dear Diary,
I f***in love Netflix. It's amazing. When coupled with my Apple TV I feel like I have all I need to lose weight. Well with the exception of trail mix and bean burritos. Oh yeah and my weight bench, and treadmill. Huh? Oh am I leaving something out? You're right my bike and the EBG. Speaking of the EBG, I rode 27 miles last night while watching the last 2 hours of Luther. If you didn't get on my nerves so damned much I'd let you watch it too. Plus I know you were trying to get me to give you credit for my weight loss again. But no. Never. In other really obvious news, Luther was great. TLO was even in the room for a bit, but she doesn't like TV like I do, so she could care less when something I couldn't have expected happened. I would have hoped she'd at least watch it based on her love of Idris Elba, but that's her crazy a** sister. Speaking of crazy ladies, I saw some lady in the neighborhood riding a bike yesterday and I thought "that looks dumb." Boring too. Riding around in circles looking at some cookie cutter houses. Speaking of cookies, I ate a couple last nite after TLO baked them all fresh and s**t. It's almost a guarantee that I'm gonna smash one if she makes them. I can also guarantee that if I didn't have the setup I do in the garage, there would be no EBG. There would be no weight loss and I'd be sitting my fat a** upstairs watching The Daily Show. There would be no you either. So again it's a mixed bag. A**wipe.
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