Saturday, May 21, 2011

May 21, Day 75, 244 lbs, 33.5% bf

Dear Dead Man Walking,
I've got some good news and some bad news. What do you want first? Actually, I don't give a f*** what you want first. The good news is that I got the weekend off to a good start. I ate little yesterday. Not that it was the plan, it just happened that way. I was busy and not too hungry. Got home at the end of the day and rode the bike about 16 miles and lifted weights. I found a new show on Netflix. Luther. Its a BBC show starring Idris Elba. Its great. And actually this is part of the bad news. Its only a 6 part series. I'm gonna have to find another show in a couple of days, but I'll enjoy it while I can. He's a cop in the UK so his accent is his real voice. It was kind of a slow start, but it picks up. I got thru a little more than 2 hours last night while working out. Its a temporary replacement for the Sons and it is worthy. OK. Time for the bad news. Some d**khead is saying that today is the end of the world. Well if it is, thats good news for me and bad news for you. I'm heaven bound. They say all dogs go to heaven and I was called a dog plenty of times back in the day. I've even been called a b***h. So I think I'm pretty much covered even if I have to sneak in in drag. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure you're going to hell, so it's a mixed bag if you will.  Huh? HAHAHA. No, you're not there already, but if you'd like I can turn up the heat for your b***h a**. Actually, I was talking to Bushworld the other day. You remember her. From Day 69? She said you should be burning any time now. So there will be no need to turn up the heat. If you make it through the day you might want to get that checked out. I told you not to f*** with her.
PS. Speaking of drag, can I borrow a dust jacket? The one with sequin will do just fine.

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