Aww s**t diary ,
There is no scale in my room. It'll be interesting to go thru scale withdrawals for a few days. I hope I'm pleasantly surprised. No surprises from you though you silly f***er or I'll split your lip. Speaking of split stuff.... I'm sitting in our big kickoff meeting for our national sales conference and I realize that there is a huge split in my pants. Now I'm no stranger to tearing my clothes. I've ripped a few pairs of pants before. But this wasn't my fault I swear. My pants are too big right now. This had to be the cleaners. This was the kinda surprise I didn't want. I'm gonna go back and rip those cleaners in half. What are you laughing at? Oh my f***ing goodness. You did this to me. You f***ing a** hole. You made me show mine to 500 people.
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