Dear MFing diary,
When were you gonna tell me that this would be so hard? Yesterday at the zoo the smells of kettle corn and churros had me going crazy. I suspended the challenge mid day so I could take advantage and get some cotton candy. But I'll be damned if I couldn't find some. I had a churro which turned into two when Trina gave hers up. Oh yeah I had some fries too. Hell if you had to pay $8 for a sandwich you'd have eaten the fries too just to make sure you got your monies worth. Plus today I had a cupcake. It was homemade and it was for my kids birthday. What kind of a**hole passes on a cupcake to celebrate his kids birthday. But they still count as indiscretions so I will make up for them. So today for lunch I'm having a big bowl of wonton soup, with chicken broth, some crazy noodles that my wife cooked but didnt like, some not fried stir fry and some shrimp. Better than yesterday for sure. Plus we drove thru McDonalds again to get the kids some nuggets (see a pattern here?). When I was getting them their grub I was tempted to lick my fingers and sneak some fries or nuggets, but my guilt got the best of me. Either that or it was will power, which I've never cared to have anyway. But to tell the truth I'm still eating better than I was a week ago so who are you to try and lay a guilt trip on me. F*** off diary.
PS: the small portion of sausage I had yesterday gave me momentary heartburn so I guess karma is real and it's a b***h just like you diary.
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