June 14, Day 99, 238.6 lbs, 37% bf

Dear Big F***in Belly,

Big F***in Belly will you please go now! The time has come.
 The time is now.
 Just go. 
Go. 
Go! 
I don't care how. 
I’ll eat plenty of chicken, but not too much cow. 
Big F***in Belly will you please go now! 
I’ll do some running. Even scraped up my knees. 
You can say what you want. 
But 
please go. 
Please! 
I don't care. 
You can go by bike. 
You can go on my exercise bike if you like. 
If you like you can go in an old balling a** Jordan shoe. 
Just go, go, GO! 
Please do, do, DO! 
Big F***in Belly I don't care how. 
Big F***in Belly 
will you please go NOW! 
I’ll do P90X. 
I’ll eat even more fish.  You can go in a f***in casket if you have a death wish. 
Not sure why you’re still here. Your act is stale. 
Just f*** yourself and go to hell. 
Big F***in Belly don’t you know the time has come to go, go, GO! 
Get on your way! 
Please Big F***er! 
You might like going in a Chevrolet. 
You can go by ‘64 . . . 
Or glass house. 
Or Impala. 
You can go any time now and there’s no need to holla
. . .You can even go on a G4 jet. 
I don't care how you go. 
Just get, b***h get! 
Big F***in Belly! 
I don't care how. 
Big F***in Belly will you please 
GO NOW! 
I said 
go and 
go 
I meant . . . 
The time had come so . . . 
Belly WENT.

PS. F***in belly. Hasn't left yet. Go away.