So I get it now. I can take the blame for some of these swings. Its all the damn water. I got all super hydrated on Thursday night because I felt like I was getting sick. Cindy told me that the body sometimes holds onto water when its burning through fat. Huh? You don't know her. No. Thats not the one I wrote about in the 80's. Damnit a**hole, if you have the ability to search back through my entries, and we're gonna have to talk about that more, you need to go back and find Cindy's last name. I'll wait. Yeah, thats right muthaf***a. Cindy Brady. Look you were wrong. It happens. Stop with your tears. You're making the ink run. You know what? F*** it. Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk. If you had a nose, I'd throw a football at it.
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