Dear Diary and Scale,
Don't think that just because I addressed someone else yesterday that I forgot about you a**holes. You've made it very clear that you want attention. Well here it is. F*** you. I rode 25 miles last night. Hit a few sit ups. I even ate right yesterday. And I gain 2 lbs? Bulls**t. What the f*** is up with these stupid swings? They are worse than my swings on the golf course. Keep f***ing with me and I'll stick my driver up your a**. Hmmm. Maybe I should go out and walk another 18 holes this weekend. Thanks for the idea. You're welcome for my attention. A**holes.
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