June 4, Day 89, 243.2 lbs, 32% bf

Echo Three to Echo Seven. Diary, old buddy, do you read me? 
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... F*** you. Now that thats out of the way, I've got to say that I gained some yesterday but I won't complain. I'm pretty sure I was on the right track yesterday. I started out the morning with fruit as usual. I was tempted to grab a jelly filled donut at the office, but I was told to stay away because I had been doing a good job losing so far. I reluctantly took the good advice and hit the road. I wanted to say don't worry about Mike. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being.  I could hear the voice for the rest of the day whenever I reached for something to eat. Good or bad. I hit Taco Bell for lunch and got down with a fresco bean burrito. Still doing good so far. Picked up the kids after work and took them to Weinerschnitzel for hot dogs. After doing a quick calorie count...Yes Diary, I know. Its a habit I've kinda picked up lately. No, its not very manly. I don't have a comeback for this one, so do your worst. Ouch. Okay, that was kinda funny, but I'm not gonna do that with the hot dog. Back to the voice. I was given the all clear after seeing the calories were only 300 per dog. I should have checked my other site to see that though the calorie counts was low, it got a C- for nutrition. I get it Diary. You and I both know I wasn't eating that s**t for nutrition. It was a low calorie way to get some junk food in me to start my weakend. Look a**hole, I'm not sure how many calories I'd have taken in had I ingested it in your suggested fashion, but its never gonna happen. So I was out and headed back to the house when I realized I was hungry about 9 pm. The voice kept saying MIke! MIke! Don't! Its a trap! Its a trap! The little voice was riding me hard. I ended up going to Food 4 Less and grabbing rice cakes and bananas, as opposed to what I really wanted. I felt funny. Like I was giving in to the light side. No you dumb f***. The voice didn't say 'Mike, I am your father.' Funny, but two things. First, its a womans voice so the whole father thing would be strange. Second, that quote is not actually right. You really need to get your stuff right if you're gonna go all Empire Strikes Back on me you f***in nerd. May the Force be with you. If its not I can force my foot up your a**.